GILLIGAN'S ISLAND


		      "Gilligan Goes Gung Ho"

				By

			   Bruce Howard




							December 26, 1966
				TEASER

FADE IN:

EXT – LAGOON – DAY – CREDIT OVERLAY

	Gilligan is walking casually towards the camera along a 
	jungle path near the lagoons edge. 

PAN RIGHT WITH GILLIGAN

	He walks off camera as we…

CUT TO: EXT – HUT CLEARING – DAY

	Gilligan is walking through the jungle area near the 
	hut clearing. He makes his way to the clearing outside 
	Ginger and Mary Ann's hut, and passes by their window 
	and off camera when he hears…

PAN LEFT WITH GILLIGAN – STOP PAN AT WINDOW

				PROFESSOR
				 (O.S.)
			Look, I told you once and I'll tell you 
			again, it's all over between us!

	Gilligan backs up on camera to listen.

				GINGER
				(O.S.)
			No no no you're lying! You still love me I 
			know you do! Please, please! Don't do this to 
			me!

	Gilligan stands and listens more intently.

				MARY ANN
				(O.S.)
			You heard what the man said sweetie! Get 
			lost!

	Gilligan steps closer to the window to watch what's 
	going on.

CUT TO: INT – GINGER AND MARY ANN'S HUT – DAY

CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

	We see Gilligan watching through the window.

				GINGER
				(O.S.)
			Oh! So that's the way it is. I see it all 
			now! 

PULL BACK FOR MEDIUM SHOT OF MARY ANN, PROFESSOR AND GINGER 
WITH GILLIGAN IN WINDOW

				GINGER
			It was never really me me me! All the time it 
			was her her her!

				PROFESSOR
			All right!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN AND PROFESSOR

	The professor holds on to Mary Ann.

				PROFESSOR
			It's her her her!

				MARY ANN
			That's right! It was me me me!

	Mary Ann and the professor hug each other tightly.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GROUP 

	Ginger grabs a gun off a small table in front of her.

				GINGER
			If I can't have you, NOBODY will!

	Ginger points the gun at the professor. 

				PROFESSOR
			Watch out! She's got a gun!

	The professor pushes Mary Ann off camera.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GUN WITH GILLIGAN IN WINDOW

	He's watching intently from the window. Ginger fires 
	the gun.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

	He stands with mouth agape at seeing the professor 
	shot.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN AND PROFESSOR

				PROFESSOR
			Good heavens!

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF MARY ANN, PROFESSOR AND GINGER WITH 
GILLIGAN IN WINDOW

				PROFESSOR
			She shot me, dead, dead, dead!

	He grabs his stomach and falls to the ground and in 
	doing so, hits a small table next to him.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN IN WINDOW

QUICK ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

	He's still watching with a totally shocked look on his 
	face.

CUT TO: EXT – GINGER AND MARY ANN'S HUT – DAY

	Gilligan has seen Ginger shoot the professor and starts 
	to panic. He turns and backs away from the window and 
	is frozen with fear.

				GILLIGAN
				(SOTTO)
			Murder! 

	He turns and starts to run away for help.

PAN RIGHT WITH GILLIGAN TO JUNGLE

				GILLIGAN
			Help! Police! Help Police! Murder! Murder! 
			Murder!


	Gilligan is still running and yelling for help as we…

								FADE OUT





				ACT I

FADE IN 

EXT – HUT CLEARING – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF MR AND MRS HOWELL

	Mr. and Mrs. Howell are seen lying on their lounge 
	chairs. Mr. Howell sipping something from out of bamboo 
	glass he relaxes. Mrs. Howell is shielding her self 
	from the sun with a parasol.

	Gilligan is seen in the background running out of the 
	jungle and yelling for help as he goes. 

				GILLIGAN
			Help! Help police! Help police!

	Gilligan leaps over both of the Howells as he runs by. 

				GILLIGAN
			Help!
 
	MR. and Mrs. Howell are unresponsive as they watch 
	Gilligan leap over them and run out of sight.

				GILLIGAN
				(O.S.)
			Murder! Murder! Murder! Murder! Help police!

SLOW ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE OP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			Why on earth would Gilligan want a policeman?

				MRS HOWELL
			Maybe he saw someone speeding.

				MR HOWELL
			Here!? On this island?

				MRS HOWELL
			Jay Walking?

	Mr. Howell makes no further comments as he ponders Mrs. 
	Howell's last comment.

CUT TO: EXT – JUNGLE CLEARING – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER

	The skipper is seen in a jungle clearing picking up 
	some rocks from the ground. 

				GILLIGAN
				(O.S.)
			Skipper! 

PULL BACK FOR WIDE SHOT OF SKIPPER WITH GILLIGAN IN BG

	We can see Gilligan on a ridge in the distance as he 
	looks for the Skipper.

				GILLIGAN
			Hey skipper!

				SKIPPER
			Over here Gilligan!

				GILLIGAN
			Hey skipper! Skipper!

				SKIPPER
			Over here!

	Gilligan sees the skipper and runs down the slope of 
	the ridge and makes his way to the skipper.

				GILLIGAN
			    (OUT OF BREATH)
			Skipper! Oh skipper! Skipper!

ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

				SKIPPER
			Boy have I got something to tell you!

				GILLIGAN
			Oh it's not as important as what I have…

	The skipper shows Gilligan a rock.

				SKIPPER
			Do you know what this is!?

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah it's a rock. Now can I tell you…

				SKIPPER
			Yeah yeah yes, but it's a special kind of 
			rock. It's phosphorescent!

				GILLIGAN
			I don't care if it can glow in the dark. Now 
			skipper I got something real important to…

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan, that's what phosphorescent means, 
			glow in the dark! Why with enough of these, 
			we can lay out an S O S signal that can be 
			seen by a plane at night for miles!

	Gilligan yanks the rock from the skipper's hands.

				GILLIGAN
			Now can I talk!?

				SKIPPER
			Ok Gilligan, get it off your chest, shoot. 
			Let me have it!

				GILLIGAN
			Well you're getting close skipper. 

CUT TO: NEW ANGLE FAVORING GILLIGAN

			      (CONTINUED)
			Only I didn't shoot him, Ginger did! 
			An…an…and she let the professor have it, not 
			you! And he can't get it off his chest cause 
			he laying on it!

CUT TO: ANGLE ON SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			What!?

				GILLIGAN
			The professor!

CUT TO: ANGLE ON GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Ginger shot him dead dead dead!

CUT TO: ANGLE ON SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			Did you actually see it!?

CUT TO: ANGLE ON GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			I saw it with my very own eye eye eyes!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

				SKIPPER
			Oh come on Gilligan, lets go see!

	The skipper turns and runs off camera as Gilligan just 
	stands and examines the rock. The skipper runs back on 
	camera and grabs Gilligan by the arm. Gilligan drops 
	the rock and it lands on the skipper's foot, making his 
	yelp with pain. Having had enough, the skipper yanks 
	himself and Gilligan off camera.


				SKIPPER
			Lets go!

FADE TO: INT – GINGER AND MARY ANN'S HUT – DAY

CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, PROFESSOR AND GINGER

	The professor is laying on one of the girl's beds 
	holding a handkerchief to his nose. Mary Ann and Ginger 
	are standing over him.

				MARY ANN
			Are you all right professor?

				PROFESSOR
			Oh, I'm afraid I didn't help you rehearse 
			very well Ginger.

				GINGER
			Lay still professor. Nosebleeds can be 
			dangerous.

				PROFESSOR
			I didn't see the table when I fell. I guess 
			I'm just a, clumsy actor.

				GINGER
			Don't be silly professor you were marvelous.

				PROFESSOR
			Oh.
 
	The professor rises up slightly on his elbows.

				GINGER
			Now come on lay back. You'll feel better.

				MARY ANN
			Just to be sure huh?

	Ginger takes the bloodstain handkerchief from the 
	professor.

				GINGER
			In the mean time I'll just take this, 
			handkerchief and wash it.

	The professor rises up on his elbows again.

				PROFESSOR
			You know, I just thought of something. With 
			some actors, they have acting in their blood. 
			With me, I've got blood in my acting!

	The professor thinks he's being funny and laughs as 
	Ginger and Mary Ann don't find him so humorous. They 
	both push him back down onto the bed. They walk off 
	camera to deal with the handkerchief.

CUT TO: EXT – GINGER AND MARY ANN'S HUT – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF HUT'S DOOR

	The skipper and Gilligan walk quietly on camera and up 
	near the door. They are talking very low and in a 
	whispered tone.

ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			You go in, and I'll stay out here and be the 
			look out.

				SKIPPER
			A look out?

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah, in case Ginger decides to shoot you, I 
			can be out here and yell, LOOK OUT!

	The skipper panics and puts his hand over Gilligan's 
	mouth to quiet him. Gilligan does the same and quickly 
	puts his hand over the skipper's mouth.

				SKIPPER
			       (MUFFLED)
			Shhhhh! Don't yell!

	Gilligan pulls the skippers hand away.

				GILLIGAN
			What?

	The skipper yanks Gilligan's hand away to talk.

				SKIPPER
			I said don't yell. Be quiet. Come on.

	They both make their way quietly to the huts door. The 
	skipper slowly starts to open the door to look inside.

CUT TO: INT – GINGER AND MARY ANN'S HUT – DAY

CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN IN DOORWAY

	They peer inside and see…

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR ON BED WITH SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN IN BG

	The professor is lying on a bed with his arms crossed 
	over his chest. He looks very much dead as a funeral 
	dirge plays in the background. 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN IN DOORWAY

	Gilligan is below the skipper as the skipper stands 
	over him. Gilligan looks up as the skipper looks down 
	at each other. They both look grim.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER AND MARY ANN WITH SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN IN BG

	The skipper and Gilligan watch as Ginger holds up the 
	blood stained handkerchief in front of her that she 
	just took from a bowl of water.

				GINGER
			I give up Mary Ann. I can't seem to get the 
			spots out of this.

				MARY ANN
			Oh here Ginger let me try it.

	Mary Ann takes the handkerchief from Ginger.

				GINGER
			Thanks.

	Ginger picks up the gun she used during rehearsal from 
	off the table.

				GINGER
			Guess I better put this gun away.

	She turns towards the door where the skipper and 
	Gilligan are, and to them, she's pointing at them. They 
	start to panic.

				GINGER
			Gilligan! Skipper!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN IN DOORWAY

				SKIPPER
			Ginger!

	The skipper and Gilligan, thinking they're about to be 
	shot panic. Gilligan is trying to leave but is held 
	back by the skipper.  As they struggle with each other, 
	the skipper looses his hat, which is caught by 
	Gilligan. The skipper reaches over and grabs Gilligan's 
	hat and puts it on. Gilligan puts on the skipper cap 
	after loosing his. 

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan! For goodness sake!

	Gilligan squats down near the ground and closes his eyes. 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR

	Due to the commotion, professor has gotten off the bed.

PAN RIGHT WITH PROFESSOR TO SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

END IN MEDIUM SHOT 

	The professor stands before the skipper and Gilligan. 

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan! You can open your eyes now!

	Gilligan opens his eyes and sees the professor. He 
	stands up no longer afraid.

				GILLIGAN
			Professor! You shouldn't be walking around 
			dead, it could be fatal!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER

	She's standing still holding the gun.

				GINGER
			We were just practicing a scene from a play I 
			was once in. 

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF PROFESSOR, SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			What about the gun huh!? What about the gun!?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER

				GINGER
			This gun!?

	She fires the gun.

				GINGER
			Blanks.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF PROFESSOR AND SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			       (RELIEVED)
			Oh, they were just blanks! 

PAN DOWN FOR MEDIUMS SHOT OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

	Gilligan has passed out on the ground from fear. 

FADE TO: EXT – HUT CLEARING – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF MR AND MRS HOWELL

	The Howell's are still lying in their lounge chairs as 
	the professor walks on camera near them.

				MR HOWELL
			Ah professor, you're just the man we were 
			talking about.

				PROFESSOR
			Oh, well, what can I do for you?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Well Thurston and I just saw Gilligan rushing 
			by on his way to the police.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF PROFESSOR, MR AND MRS HOWELL

				PROFESSOR
			Oh! Ha…ha…yeah!

	The professor sits down on the edge of Mr. Howell 
	lounge.

				MR HOWELL
			Hea…hea…hea…hea, oh I fail to see the humor 
			it's a long swim to the nearest Gendarme. 

				PROFESSOR
			Mr. Howell, Ginger and I were rehearsing a 
			scene and Gilligan thought she shot me!

ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR, MR AND MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Ho thank heavens it was only play-acting.

				PROFESSOR
			So you see we really have no need for the 
			long arm of the law.

CUT TO: NEW ANGLE FAVORING MR AND MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Oh well I'm glad of that! I'd hate to have to 
			hide all my furs.

				MR HOWELL
			Yes and think of all my money lying about! 
		Perhaps I'd better bury it now!

				PROFESSOR
			Now hold on…

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF PROFESSOR, MR AND MRS HOWELL

			       (CONTINUED)
			…Mr. Howell. At this point there's been no 
			robbery, no murder, no crime of any kind on 
			the island.

				MRS HOWELL
			Well a stitch in time is better than having 
			to buy an all-new dress.

				PROFESSOR
			On the other hand…

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR, MR AND MRS HOWELL

ANGLE FAVORING MR AND MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Or is it, a, bird in the bush, never gathers 
			any moss!?

				MR HOWELL
			Lovey don't confuse the issue. Now what if I 
			were in dire need and I needed someone?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR, MR AND MRS HOWELL

	The professor gets up of the end of the lounge with a 
	determined look on his face..

				PROFESSOR
			Excuse me folks! You've given me food for 
			thought!

	The professor walks off camera, leaving the Howells 
	bewildered.

				MRS HOWELL
			What an odd time to get hungry.

FLIP TO: EXT – HUT CLEARING – NIGHT

CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR

	The professor is standing with one leg up on a chair 
	near the communal table as he talks.

				PROFESSOR
			So gentlemen, you can see the necessity for 
			some form of legal authority here on the 
			island.

PULL BACK FOR MEDIUM SHOT OF GROUP

	The men are seated around the communal table outside 
	the skipper's and Gilligan's hut. 

				SKIPPER
			Exactly! What we need is law and order!

				MR HOWELL
			Well I'll make a check out to the policemen's 
			benevolent society.

				PROFESSOR
			I suggest we elect a sheriff and the sooner 
			the better.

				MR HOWELL AND SKIPPER
			Yeah.

				SKIPPER
			What about you professor?

				PROFESSOR
			No I'm afraid I'm in the middle of an 
			experiment with those phosphorescent rocks. 
			I'm too busy trying to get us rescued.

				GILLIGAN
			I'm not too busy.

				MR HOWELL
			That's right, your place is in the 
			laboratory.

				GILLIGAN
			I'm not doing anything at all I could be the 
			sheriff!

				SKIPPER
			Ridiculous!

				MR HOWELL
			Preposterous!

				GILLIGAN
			How 'bout a word from you professor.

				PROFESSOR
			Idiotic.

				GILLIGAN
			Sorry I asked.

				PROFESSOR
			No, in my opinion the logical man for the job 
			of sheriff is the skipper.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			Eh…one moment please. In my opinion, I am 
			perfectly capable of holding down the job as 
			constable. 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Preposterous!

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GROUP

	The skipper gives Gilligan a dirty look.

				GILLIGAN
			Well that's what he said about me.

				MR HOWELL
			I'll have you know that I'm a I'm a judo 
			expert! I hold a black belt in KARATE! HA! 
			HA!

	Mr. Howell gives a simulated karate chop to the air.

				SKIPPER
			Karate!? Where did you learn karate!?

				MR HOWELL
			In Japan!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			And you know my instructor had legs like 
			steel bands! ARMS like iron bars! And hands 
			like CLAWS! Within all a charming young lady, 
			hea…hea… with the fan the tea he…he…he…

				SKIPPER
			Well.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GROUP

				SKIPPER
			I must say a, Mr. Howell, karate's beyond me 
			I mean if you're that strong you should…

				MR HOWELL
			IF I am that strong! 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL

	Mr. Howell stands up.

PAN WITH MR HOWELL TO SKIPPER

	We follow Mr. Howell as he stands up and walks slowly  
	around the table to just behind the skipper as he 
	talks.

				MR HOWELL
			I'll have you know that I can flatten a 
			man…HEYAH!…twice your size with one, one, 
			karate chop! Ooooo!

	Mr. Howell gives the skipper a karate chop to the neck. 
	The skipper closes his eyes and waits.

				SKIPPER
			Will this hurt!?

	MR. Howell, still standing behind the skipper holds his 
	hand in pain. The skipper is unaware of what happened.

				MR HOWELL
			Oooooo! Karate pinky! Striking a defenseless 
			man with your bare neck! You! You!

	Mr. Howell retreats in pain as we…

CUT TO: INT – SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT – DAY

CLOSE UP OF BOOK TITLED "CRIMINAL LAW"

PULL BACK FOR CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER

	The skipper is holding the book and looks shocked.

				SKIPPER
			Boy have we got a lot to learn!

	The skipper looks around the hut.

				SKIPPER
			I wonder where he went!? Ep…Gilligan! 
			Gilligan!

	Gilligan enters the hut walking with stiff legs and 
	arms stiff out to his sides. He has a starfish pinned 
	to his shirt to look like a Deputies badge. 

				GILLIGAN
			Comin sheriff!

				SKIPPER
			What's wrong?
				GILLIGAN
			Well if I'm gonna be a deputy, I'm gonna have 
			to learn to act like one.

				SKIPPER
			Oh cut that out. Now we've gotta lot a work 
			to do.

				GILLIGAN
			Yes Mr. Dillon.

				SKIPPER
			Stop calling me Mr. Dillon. We've got to 
			learn this criminal code, we've got to 
			practically memorize it.

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah learn all about criminals and their 
			sneaky ways.

				SKIPPER
			Ep…yes but first you have to learn how to 
			become a officer.

				GILLIGAN
			Oh.

	Gilligan stands at attention, raises his right hand and 
	gives the Boy Scout salute.

			GILLIGAN
			On my honor, I promise to do…

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan that's a boy scout! Now listen to 
			this and carefully.

	The skipper starts to read from the book.

				SKIPPER
			An officer in the enforcement of law, must be 
			courteous and cheerful, friendly and brave.

CUT TO: NEW ANGLE FAVORING GILLIGAN 

				GILLIGAN
			That's silly skipper! While I was being 
			courteous and friendly and cheerful, the 
			criminal escaped before I got to be brave!

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan,…

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

			      (CONTINUED)
			…any information that you need in this book 
			is there. So look it up!

				GILLIGAN
			You can count on me!

				SKIPPER
			Yes.

	The skipper takes a good look at Gilligan.

				SKIPPER
			Ep…you are probably the saddest looking 
			deputy I ever saw! Now where's your whistle?

				GILLIGAN
			Oh yeah right, my whistle.

	Gilligan digs around inside his shirt and finds the 
	only the cord. The skipper helps him take it out. 

				SKIPPER
			For goodness sake, get it out, you're out of 
			uniform. 
			
	He eventually brings out a rather crude looking whistle 
	made of indigenous materials.

				SKIPPER
			Now remember! You're only to blow that…

	Gilligan starts to blow the whistle and continues to do so.

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan not now! You're only to blow that in 
			an emergency!

				GILLIGAN
			This is an emergency! You're standing on my foot!

CUT TO: WIDE SHOT OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

	He blows the whistle again loudly.

CUT TO: EXT – JUNGLE – CLEARING

LOW SHOT OF GILLIGAN'S LEGS

	We see swinging a makeshift Billy club as he stands in 
	the middle of a jungle clearing.

PULL BACK TO WIDE SHOT

	The skipper enters on camera from the left as Mary Ann 
	and Ginger walk out of the jungle from just behind him.

				MARY ANN
				 (O.S.)
			Hi deputy!

				SKIPPER
			Oh Gilligan.

				GILLIGAN
			Oh Stop!

	Gilligan puts up his right hand to stop the skipper. He 
	waves the girls through the "intersection".

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN, GINGER AND MARY ANN

	He continues to wave the girls through.
 
				GILLIGAN
			Hi ladies.

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

				SKIPPER
			Ladies.

	He's smiling and watching the girls as they walk off 
	camera and forgets to put his hand down.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

				SKIPPER
			Well Gilligan I'm waiting.

				GILLIGAN
			Oh sorry sheriff.

	He waves the skipper through.

				GILLIGAN
			How am I doing? Pretty good huh?  Lucky thing 
			I was here. There would have been a big 
			collision. Just like a big fat truck running 
			over two little sports cars.

				SKIPPER
			Oh thanks a lot.

CUT TO: EXT – JUNGLE – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF PROFESSOR

	The professor comes running out of the jungle and into 
	the clearing. He's carrying some rocks in his hands.

				PROFESSOR
			Skipper!

				SKIPPER
				(O.S.)
			Yes professor?

PAN RIGHT WITH PROFESSOR TO SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN 

END PAN IN MEDIUM SHOT

				PROFESSOR
			This rock sample does contain the 
			phosphorescent element Shelite. I suggest we 
			collect some more! 

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan I'll be with the professor. Now if 
			anything comes up, just look it up in the 
			book.

FLIP TO: STOCK SHOT OF MILITARY AMPHIBIOUS AIRCRAFT IN FLIGHT

CUT TO: INT – AIRCRAFT COCKPIT – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT VIEW FORWARD

	We see the two military pilots from behind in the 
	cockpit of the plane as they perform a search mission.

				COPILOT
			That the area we're suppose to search?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PILOT AND COPILOT

				PILOT
			Yeah. Another one of those reports of people 
			on a deserted island. 

CUT TO: STOCK SHOT OF MILITARY AMPHIBIOUS AIRCRAFT IN FLIGHT

FLIP TO: EXT – HUT CLEARING – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT

	Mr. Howell is seen coming out of the hut carrying a 
	pair of binoculars. 

CUT TO: EXT – HUT CLEARING – NEW AREA – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT

	Gilligan is seen pacing back and forth as he reads the 
	criminal law book as he carries his Billy club.

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

	Mr. Howell is outside the hut getting ready to use the 
	skipper's binoculars.

CUT TO: EXT – HUT CLEARING – NEW AREA – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT

	Gilligan looks up see Mr. Howell with the binoculars. 
	He immediately puts his book down and runs towards Mr. 
	Howell.

PAN LEFT WITH GILLIGAN TO MR HOWELL

	He comes up next to Mr. Howell and starts blowing his 
	whistle right in his ear.

				MR HOWELL
			Gilligan will you stop that…that…that blasted 
			whistling!

				GILLIGAN
			I saw you Mr. Howell! Stealing the skipper's 
			binoculars!

				MR HOWELL
			I did not steal the binoculars! I merely 
			borrowed them. Mrs. Howell and I are going 
			bird watching!

	Mr. Howell starts to walk away but Gilligan grabs hold 
	of the binoculars cord and pulls him back, choking him 
	in the process.

				GILLIGAN
			Sorry Mr. Howell according to the book, 
			taking somebody else's property without their 
			permission is stealing!

				MR HOWELL
			All right if you're going to make such a 
			fuss, we won't use them. We'll just watch 
			bigger birds that's all!

	Mr. Howell tries to walk away again and Gilligan yanks 
	on the cord again holding Mr. Howell in place and 
	choking him.

				GILLIGAN
			Mr. Howell, you're under arrest article four.

				MR HOWELL
			Look…look, look, Gilligan this is my first 
			offense, I promise not to do such a dastardly 
			deed again.

				GILLIGAN
			Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

	Mr. Howell reaches in his pocket and pulls out some 
	money.

				MR HOWELL
			Look…look Gilligan, come on now. This will 
			cover it, I'll just buy some tickets to the 
			policemen's ball ay?

				GILLIGAN
			Trying to bribe an officer on duty? Article 
			seven.

				MR HOWELL
			Look I am not without political influence! 
			I'll have you pounding a beat on the North 
			end of this island!

	Gilligan grabs the cord again and gives it a tug.

				GILLIGAN
			Come on lets go.

				MR HOWELL
			I won't move! I…

	Gilligan tugs on the cord again as Mr. Howell tries to 
	get away. Mr. Howell is struggling against the cord.

CUT TO: EXT – JUNGLE CLEARING – NEW AREA – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR

	The skipper and professor run on camera.

				SKIPPER
			We heard the whistle! What's going on!?

PAN RIGHT WITH SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR TO MR HOWELL AND GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Mr. Howell took your binoculars without your 
			permission and that's stealing. 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GROUP

				GILLIGAN
			And when I caught him, he offered me a money 
			to forget it, and that's bribery. So I 
			arrested him.

	The skipper takes a long hard look at Mr. Howell. Mr. 
	Howell just looks around as if nothing happened.

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

				SKIPPER
			Well deputy, you did right. You should be 
		ashamed of yourself Mr. Howell.

				MR HOWELL
			I am. I should have made it a…a bigger bribe.

	Mr. Howell tries to walk away again and is choked again 
	by the cord.

				MR HOWELL
			If you don't mind!

				PROFESSOR
			A deputy? May I speak to him for a moment?

				GILLIGAN
			Just make sure he doesn't make a run for it.

	The professor walks over and takes Mr. Howell by the 
	arm and starts walking with him.

PAN LEFT WITH PROFESSOR AND MR HOWELL TO NEW AREA

				MR HOWELL
			I mean the idea of being treated like a 
			common criminal.

				PROFESSOR
			Now Mr. Howell.

				MR HOWELL
			Yeah.

				PROFESSOR
			We all gave our word that we'd obey the law.

				MR HOWELL
			Yeah I know but…

				PROFESSOR
			Now we agreed to, accept the skipper as 
			sheriff and a, Gilligan as his deputy.

				MR HOWELL
			Yeah I know but a…

				PROFESSOR
			We must agree to obey their authority. And to 
			accept the penalty if we break the law.

				MR HOWELL
			Well the whole thing sounds so darn 
			democratic.

				PROFESSOR
			I know that you understand the principal 
			involved. After all, you're a man of ethics.

				MR HOWELL
			You sure know how to cut a man don't you?

	Mr. Howell composes himself.

PAN RIGHT WITH PROFSSOR AND MR HOWELL TO GILLIGAN AND 
SKIPPER

				MR HOWELL
			All right I a, hereby officially place myself 
			under, HUT arrest.

				GILLIGAN
			Oh no Mr. Howell! You can go back to your hut 
			when you're under arrest. You have to go to 
			the, to,… (pause) Where we gonna, put him?

				SKIPPER
			Well I don't know I a…

ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL

	Mr. Howell is looking worried.

			       (CONTINUED)
				(O.S.)
			We've never talked about that!

				PROFESSOR
				 (O.S.)
			Well, there's only one thing we can do!

FLIP TO: EXT – CAVE JAIL – DAY

CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL IN CAVE

	We see Mr. Howell holding onto the bamboo bars of a 
	makeshift jail. He's looking grim.

PULL BACK TO MEDIUM SHOT OF MR AND MRS HOWELL 

	She crying into a handkerchief as she sees Mr. Howell 
	behind bars.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
				(CRYING)
			Thurston you're a convict! Oh!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			Lovey! I…I've been framed! I'll appeal! I'll 
			take it to the Supreme Court! I'll go even 
			higher! Rules committee of the New Port 
			country club! Ahhhhhh!

CUT TO: STOCK SHOT OF MILITARY AMPHIBIOUS AIRCRAFT FLYING

	We see the Grumman Albatross flying along as we… 

								FADE OUT






				ACT II

FADE IN

SAME SCENE AS FADE OUT FROM ACT I

	The amphibious aircraft is flying along over the ocean.

CUT TO: INT – AIRCRAFT COCKPIT – DAY

CLOSE UP OF PILOT AND COPILOT

				PILOT
			You seen one ocean, you've seen 'em all. 
			What's our position?

	The copilot takes out his chart and looks at it.

CUT TO: VIEW FORWARD FROM BEHIND

				COPILOT
			We've covered ah, mmmmm little over half the 
			search area.

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

				PILOT
			I don't even know if there's an island in 
			that other have, charted or un-charted.

CUT TO: VIEW FORWARD FROM BEHIND

				COPILOT
			Oh you never know. 

	The copilot puts the chart away.

CUT TO: STOCK SHOT OF MILITARY AMPHIBIOUS AIRCRAFT FLYING

FADE TO: EXT – JUNGLE – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR

	The skipper and professor are making their way through 
	the jungle. The professor and skipper are tired and 
	exhausted. They're bending over picking up rocks from 
	along the path and putting them in a basket.

				PROFESSOR
			Oh, Collecting these phosphorescent rocks is 
			harder than I imagined.

				SKIPPER
			Yeah but one thing that's making it a lot 
			easier.

				PROFESSOR
			What's that?

				SKIPPER
			The fact that Gilligan isn't here to help us.

				PROFESSOR
			Well it's going to take quite a while to 
			collect enough to make a signal.

				SKIPPER
			Yeah maybe I better go back and tell the 
			others we're gonna be gone the rest of the 
			day.

				PROFESSOR
			Oh,…

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR 

ANGLE ON PROFESSOR

			      (CONTINUED)
			…don't forget to remind Gilligan to feed Mr. 
			Howell.

CUT TO: ANGLE ON SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			You know I sure hope we did the right thing 
			professor. I mean putting Mr. Howell in jail 
			is kind of rough!

CUT TO: ANGLE ON PROFESSOR

				PROFESSOR
			Well either we stick by our agreement and 
			live under law and order or…

				SKIPPER
			Well yeah I know but,…

CUT TO: ANGLE ON SKIPPER

			      (CONTINUED)
			…but Mr. Howell is different. You know those 
			society fellas are, kind a soft.

CUT TO: ANGLE ON PROFESSOR

				PROFESSOR
			Well don't underestimate Mr. Howell. He can 
			take anything.

CUT TO: EXT – CAVE – DAY

CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL

	Mr. Howell is hanging on the bamboo bars with 
	outstretched arms and clenched fists as he pleads for 
	help.

				MR HOWELL
			Please! Please help me! 

				MR HOWELL
			I'm failing fast Gilligan! I can't last! I 
			can't last!

PULL BACK TO MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN 

	Gilligan is guarding the cave as Mr. Howell pleads for help.

				GILLIGAN
			Sorry Mr. Howell.

				MR HOWELL
			How long have I been in here!

				GILLIGAN
			Fifteen minutes.

				MR HOWELL
			It's an eternity.

CUT TO: EXT – HUT CLEARING – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF MARY ANN AND GINGER

	Mary Ann and Ginger are setting the table for dinner. 
	There is a small open fire near the hut.

ZOOM IN?PAN RIGHT FOR CLOSE UP OF GINGER AND MARY ANN

				GINGER
			You know it's just not right Mary Ann. 
			Gilligan just went too far!

				MARY ANN
			Well after all Ginger he is a deputy. He's 
			just doing his duty.

CUT TO: NEW ANGLE - HUT CLEARING 

MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER

	The skipper is walking through the clearing and 
	approaches the girls at the table.

				SKIPPER
			Hi Mary Ann.

PAN LEFT WITH SKIPPER TO TABLE

				MARY ANN
			Hi skipper!

				SKIPPER
			Eh Ginger, don't set a place for me and 
			professor, I'll take some of this stuff 
			along.

	The skipper starts loading his arms up with an 
	assortment of fruit.

				GINGER
			Going to be out all day?

				SKIPPER
			Most of it. Professor and I have to collect 
			those phosphorescent rocks.

	The skipper has so grabbed so much fruit, that he keeps 
	dropping some.

				MARY ANN
			Oh a, skipper are you sure you have enough?

				SKIPPER
			Oh I think so, now I better get something for 
			the professor.

	Mary Ann and Ginger look at the skipper as if to say 
	"you've got to be kidding". 

CUT TO: NEW ANGLE – HUT CLEARING

	Gilligan walks on camera from out of the jungle and 
	approaches the skipper.

PULL BACK FOR MEDIUM SHOT 

				GILLIGAN
			Hi skipper. Is Mr. Howells lunch ready?

				MARY ANN
			Oh it'll take me just a minute to warm up the 
			soup.

	Mary Ann walks off camera.

ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER, GILLIGAN  AND GINGER

				SKIPPER
			How's he getting along?

				GILLIGAN
			Oh the prisoner is resting as well as can be 
			expected.

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan, that's for hospitals, not for jails.

				GINGER
			You shouldn't call Mr. Howell a prisoner.

				GILLIGAN
			Oh the jail birds fine.

	The Ginger get upset and walks off camera.

ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

				SKIPPER
			Now look Gilligan I'm gonna be gone most of 
			the day. So I want you to keep an eye on 
			things.

				GILLIGAN
			You mean I'm in charge?

				SKIPPER
			I mean you are in complete charge.

	The skipper, now loaded down with fruit, turns and 
	starts to walk away.

PAN RIGHT WITH SKIPPER TO GINGER AND MARY ANN

				SKIPPER
			See you later girls.

STOP PAN AT GINGER AND MARY ANN

	Skipper continues off camera.

			  MARY ANN AND GINGER
			Bye.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN

PAN RIGHT WITH GILLIGAN IT GINGER AND MARY ANN

PULL BACK FOR WIDE SHOT  - GROUP

				GILLIGAN
			That's a pretty big responsibility right 
			Ginger?

				GINGER
			Doubt if we're going to have a crime wave.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND GINGER

				GILLIGAN
			Never can tell right?

PAN LEFT WITH GILLIGAN TO MARY ANN

				MARY ANN
			Right! If I see any suspicious characters 
			lurking around, I'll be sure and call head 
			quarters.

PULL BACK FOR MEDIUM SHOT OF GROUP

				GILLIGAN
			Now that's the spirit. Oh by the way girls,…

CUT TO: WIDE SHOT OF GILLIGAN, GINGER AND MARY ANN

			      (CONTINUED)
			…that fires too close to the hut.

				GINGER
			It's were we always use to have it.

				GILLIGAN
			Well, ignorance of the law is no excuse. I'll 
			have to put it out.

CUT TO: EXTREME CLOSE UP OF FIRE

	We see Gilligan's feet as he starts to stamp it out. In 
	the process, he burns his feet and starts jumping 
	about. 

CUT TO: WIDE SHOT OF GILLIGAN, GINGER AND MARY ANN

	Ginger sees him and starts to laugh making Gilligan 
	angry.

				GILLIGAN
			That's not funny Ginger!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN, GINGER AND MARY ANN

	Ginger just laughs even harder making Gilligan furious 
	and he grabs her by the arm.

				GILLIGAN
			You're under arrest for violation of section 
			thirty-three of the municipal code.

				GINGER
			Oh let me go!

	She tries to pull free.

				GILLIGAN
			As an officer of the law, I'm gonna tell you…

	Mary Ann grabs Gilligan and tries to make him release 
	Ginger.

				MARY ANN
			Let her go!

				GILLIGAN
			I wouldn't do that if I were you Mary Ann!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN

				MARY ANN
			Oh and what are you gong to do about it!?
	
FLIP TO: EXT – CAVE – DAY

CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN

	Mary Ann is staring out of the jail door.

PULL BACK FOR CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, MR HOWELL AND GINGER

	All three are staring out from behind the bars.

				MARY ANN
			Let me out of here!

				MR HOWELL
			Ah, what are you in for Mary Ann?

				MARY ANN
			Oh, aiding and abetting someone who is 
			resisting arrest while violating ordinance 
			thirty-three of the municipal code.

				MR HOWELL
			Oh that's a serious charge. And you Ginger?

				GINGER
			Oh for being dumb enough to let him grab me.

				MARY ANN
			Oh Mr. Howell we've got to get out of here!

				GINGER
			Yeah just long enough for me to get my hands 
			on that pint size John Wayne!

				MR HOWELL
			Eh…don't worry girls, eh…Thurston Howell the 
			third has arranged everything. Come here.

	He gathers together the girls to tell them his plan.

				MARY ANN
			Are you sure!?

				MR HOWELL
			Mrs. Howell is going to bake a cake.

				GINGER
			Hoh Mr. Howell this is no time or a party.

				MR HOWELL
			It's a coming OUT party, you might say!

CUT TO: EXT – CAVE – DAY

WIDE SHOT OF MRS HOWELL

	Mrs. Howell is walking quickly towards the cave 
	entrance. She's carrying a large chocolate cake.

PAN RIGHT WITH MRS HOWELL TO GILLIGAN

	Gilligan is sitting reading a book as he guard the cave 
	when he sees Mrs. Howell.

				GILLIGAN
			Hi Mrs. Howell.

				MRS HOWELL
			Oh, these are visiting hours aren't they 
			Gilligan?

				GILLIGAN
			Yes mam.

				MRS HOWELL
			I wouldn't want to do anything against the 
			law.

				GILLIGAN
			You!? Do something against the law!? Don't 
			make me laugh.

				MRS HOWELL
			Ah, sweet boy.

	Mrs. Howell starts walking towards the caves entrance 
	and Gilligan follows as he eyeballs the cake.

PAN RIGHT WITH MRS HOWELL AND GILLIGAN TO CAVE

	We see the castaways staring out and watching.

				GILLIGAN
			Mrs. Howell? That sure is a beautiful looking 
			cake. Do you think I could have a piece of 
			it?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Oh I'm sorry Gilligan, but I made this 
			especially for my poor, poor husband.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, MR HOWELL AND GINGER

	They're watching and listening.

				GILLIGAN
				 (O.S.)
			It's just that I'm a little bit hungry Mrs. 
			Howell.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL AND GILLIGAN

				MRS HOWELL
			But it's your own fault! You shouldn't have 
			arrested the girls before lunch.

				GILLIGAN
			But I was just protecting innocent people 
			like you.

				MRS HOWELL
			Oh, well then of course you did the right 
			thing. Take a small piece.

	Gilligan lifts a rather large slab of cake from the plate. 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, MR HOWELL AND GINGER

	Mr. Howell is starting to look concerned.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL AND GILLIGAN

	Gilligan takes a large bit and we hear a horrible 
	crunching sound as he bites down.

				GILLIGAN
			Oooooo!!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, MR HOWELL AND GINGER

	Mr. Howell's face cringes as he knows his escape plane 
	just failed.
 
				MRS HOWELL
				  (O.S.)
			Oh Gilligan…

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

			       (CONTINUED)
			…now you've spoiled everything! 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			You took the piece with the file in it!

FLIP TO: EXT – CAVE – DAY

CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL

	She too is staring out from behind bars.

PULL BACK TO CLOSE UP SHOT OF MARY ANN, MR AND MRS HOWELL AND GINGER

				MRS HOWELL
			Thurston you didn't tell me it was illegal!

CUT TO: EXT – HUT CLEARING – DAY

WIDE SHOT OF GILLIGAN 

	Gilligan is seated at the table as the professor walks 
	on camera looking exhausted. He's carrying over his 
	shoulder, two baskets connected by a long bamboo pole.

				GILLIGAN
			Hi professor.

ZOOM IN FOR MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN AND PROFESSOR

				PROFESSOR
			Hi Gilligan.

				PROFESSOR
			Where is everybody?

	The professor sets the baskets on the ground.

				GILLIGAN
			You wouldn't believe the day I had today. 
			Where's the skipper?

				PROFESSOR
			Oh he'll be along shortly, his load is larger 
			and heavier.

				GILLIGAN
			I sure hope so.

	The professor sits down next to Gilligan.

				PROFESSOR
			Gilligan. We had the most marvelous luck. We 
			found this streak of phosphorescent rock in 
			the side of a hill!

				GILLIGAN
			How'd you get it out?

	The professor reaches inside his shirt and pulls out a 
	stick of explosives.

				PROFESSOR
			Why with this…this stick of crude dynamite 
			that I made.

	Gilligan see the dynamite and stands up.

				GILLIGAN
			Oh professor,…

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR AND GILLIGAN

			      (CONTINUED)
			…you never should have done that.

				PROFESSOR
			Well it was the only way we could get the 
			rock!

				GILLIGAN
			No, I don't mean that, I mean you never 
			should have never done THAT!

	He points to the dynamite.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR

				PROFESSOR
			Done what?

FLIP TO: EXT – CAVE – DAY

CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR

	The professor has a surprised yet shocked look on his 
	face as he looks through the bars.

PULL BACK FOR CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, PROFESSOR, GINGER  AND MR AND MRS HOWELL

				PROFESSOR
			Carrying concealed weapons.

CUT TO: EXT – HUT CLEARING – DAY

CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER	

				SKIPPER
			You what!?

PULL BACK FOR MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Mr. Howell for attempted jailbreak, Mary Ann 
			for aiding and abetting, Ginger for the 
			municipal code…

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan how could you do such a thing!?

				GILLIGAN
			It wasn't easy, the girls put up a good fight.

				SKIPPER
			A good officer knows how to use his power not 
			misuse it!

				GILLIGAN
			The law is the law.

				SKIPPER
			Ok Captain Bligh!

				GILLIGAN
			When I took my oath as guardian of the peace 
			I vowed to…

	Gilligan opens the book to read what he vowed to do.

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah here it is…

	The skipper slams the book closed on Gilligan's hand.

				GILLIGAN
			Oooo oooo that hurt ooooo my karate pinky!

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan that's not the only thing that's 
			going to hurt, now give me that key so I can 
			let these people out of jail!
		
				GILLIGAN
			Nothin doin!

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan! 

				GILLIGAN
			You said go by the book! And I went by the 
			book!

	Gilligan slams his hand down on the book causing him 
	even more pain.

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan you lame brain give me that key!

				GILLIGAN
			No! Sticks and stones can break my bones…

				SKIPPER
			Yeah and that's not the only thing that's 
			gonna hurt ya! Now I intend to get that key 
			if I have to shake it out of ya!

	The skipper grabs Gilligan by the arms and shakes him 
	violently.

CUT TO: EXTREME LOW CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER'S FEET

	We see the key fall out to the ground.

				SKIPPER
				(O.S.)
			There it is!

FLIP TO: INT - CAVE – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF CAVE DOOR

	The skipper is seen walking into the cave.

PAN RIGHT WITH SKIPPER TO GROUP 

	They all see the skipper and gather around him.

				PROFESSOR
			Skipper!


				MRS HOWELL
			Oh skipper you saved us!

				MR HOWELL
			Yes yes.

				GINGER
			Oh when I tell you what he did to me!

				MARY ANN
			And to me!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER, GINGER AND MR HOWELL

				SKIPPER
			Now hold it down now ladies. We'll talk about 
			this after we get back to camp. Right now we 
			gotta get out of jail.

	We hear the sound of the lock being locked.

CUT TO: WIDE SHOT OF GROUP

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan! I forgot the key in the lock!

	Everyone runs over to the jails door and finds it locked.

PAN LEFT WITH GROUP TO DOOR

				MR HOWELL
			Oh no!

CUT TO: EXT – CAVE – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN

	Gilligan is taunting the skipper with the key as the 
	skipper reaches out through bars for it.

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan! Give me that key!

				GILLIGAN
			I'm sorry skipper you're under arrest.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GROUP

	They're all looking through he bars at Gilligan.

				SKIPPER
			Wha…what did I do!?

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Do you remember when you were shaking me 
			trying to make the key fall out?

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

				SKIPPER
			So!

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			That's police brutality!

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan give me that key for…

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN

	He's sticking out his tongue at the skipper.

FLIP TO: INT – CAVE – EVENING

CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN 

	Mary Ann is holding a bowl of muck as she plays with it 
	with her spoon.

PULL BACK FOR WIDE SHOT OF GROUP

	The castaways are seated around the cave with bowls of 
	some slop Gilligan gave them to eat.

				MRS HOWELL
			What did Gilligan say this is?

				SKIPPER
			It's his own creation Mrs. Howell. It's 
		coconut pot pie.

	Mr. Howell stands up.

				MR HOWELL
			Well I don't have to eat this slop.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			I have friends on the outside, and one of them 
			happens to be a chief.

	Mrs. Howell stands up in frame.

				MRS HOWELL
			There there dear.

				MR HOWELL
			I'm crashing out of here are you with me my 
			dear?

				MRS HOWELL
			You can count on me.

	Mrs. Howell moves over to Ginger.

PAN LEFT WITH MRS HOWELL TO GINGER

				MRS HOWELL
			Thurston and I are crashing out of here, are 
			you with us?

				GINGER
			Oh you can count on me.

PULL BACK WITH GINGER TO MARY ANN

	Ginger Moves over to Mary Ann. She whispers into Mary 
	Ann's ear who then reacts in the positive. Mary Ann 
	then Moves over to the professor and does the same. The 
	professor nods in agreement and makes his way to the 
	skipper.

PAN RIGHT/ZOOM IN WITH PROFESSOR TO SKIPPER

				PROFESSOR
			      (WHISPERING)
			We're crashing out of here are you with us?

	The skipper is also in agreement and he makes his way 
	to Mr. Howell.

PAN LEFT WITH SKIPPER TO MR AND MRS HOWELL

				SKIPPER
			We're crashing out of he Mr. Howell, are you 
			with us?

				MR HOWELL
			Now why didn't I think of that? Wait a 
			minute! I just did! I told you, ring around 
			the rosy!

CUT TO: WIDE SHOT OF GROUP

				SKIPPER
			All right girls come in the back of the cave.

				MR HOWELL
			In the back of the cave Lovey dear.

	All the women move to the far side of the cave. The men 
	are getting prepared to crash through the bamboo door.

ZOOM IN FOR MEDIUM SHOT OF MEN

				MR HOWELL
			What? What?

				SKIPPER
			You men ready?

				MR HOWELL
			Ready, one two three here we go…

PAN LEFT WITH MEN TO DOOR

	The three men rush the bamboo door and hit it. 

CUT TO: EXT – CAVE – DAY

	They just bounce off the door.

CUT TO: INT – CAVE – DAY

WIDE SHOT OF SKIPPER, PROFESSOR AND MR HOWELL

	They are flung back towards the back of the cave after 
	hitting the door. The women walk on camera and stand 
	near the men.

				MR HOWELL
			Oh! Ho…ho I hurt my karate pinky again!

				PROFESSOR
			Oh it's no use skipper. That thing is as 
			solid as a rock.

				SKIPPER
			Oh well its all my own fault.

				PROFESSOR
			Oh, don't blame yourself.

				SKIPPER
			No really! I'm the one who built it!

				MRS HOWELL
			We're doomed, doomed I tell you.

				MR HOWELL
			Now wait a minute my dear, remember who you 
			are.

				MRS HOWELL
			I'm Mrs. Thurston Howell the third, and we're 
			doomed, doomed I tell you.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER AND MARY ANN

				GINGER
			Well maybe not Mrs. Howell. You know I made 
			some prison pictures when I was in Hollywood.

				MARY ANN
			Oh I get it! Maybe we can use some of their 
			ideas.

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

				GINGER
			That's right! There was this one it was a 
				musical it was called sing a song of sing 
			sing.

SLOW ZOOM IN FOR MEDIUM SHOT OF GROUP

				MR HOWELL
			What a wonderful title. What happened?

				SKIPPER
			The what?

	Everyone gathers around Ginger. As Ginger starts to 
	explain the movie we…

FADE EXT – CAVE – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER

	We see the skipper looking out through the door.

				SKIPPER
			Get ready everybody here he comes!

	The skipper moves away from the door.

CUT TO: NEW ANGLE ON DOOR

MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN

	We see Gilligan walking up to the door. Ginger runs up 
	to the door in a panic.

				GINGER
			Oh Gilligan! Stop them stop them they'll kill 
			each other!

				GILLIGAN
			Huh?

	Gilligan moves closer to the door to look in.

CUT TO: INT – CAVE – DAY

WIDE SHOT OF GROUP

	The skipper and Professor are moving round and round as 
	if getting ready to wrestle. They're growling at each 
	other like animals. Mr. and Mrs. Howell and Mary Ann 
	are in the background watching.

			SKIPPER
			Listen you dumb con! I told you once and I'm 
			telling you again, I run this cellblock!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

	He's watching intently as they fight.

				PROFESSOR
				 (O.S.)
			Ehhhhhhh! All right big boy! 

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

			       (CONTINUED)
			But first you gotta beat the king of the hill 
			and that's me!!

	With that they attack each other and the skipper gets the upper hand. 

				SKIPPER
			Well here I go!

	He puts a chokehold on the professor.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

	He's still watching, but not concerned.

				SKIPPER
				(O.S.)
			Well take this tough guy! 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR

				SKIPPER
			And this! And that!

	The skipper really looks like he's hurting the 
	professor, but the professor isn't reacting.

				SKIPPER
				(SOTTO)
			yell professor. Yell!

				PROFESSOR
			Oh.

	The professor realizes he's missed his queue and starts 
	yelling.

				PROFESSOR
			Ahhhhhhhhhh!

				SKIPPER
			How'd you like that!

				PROFESSOR
			Yahhhhhhhhhh!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND GINGER

				GINGER
			Oh! Oh do something Gilligan. He's going to 
			kill him! 

	Gilligan does do something. He starts clapping and 
	smiling. All the while the professor keeps yelling.

				GILLIGAN
			Great! Great! I saw sing a song of sing sing 
			three times and that was my favorite scene.

CUT TO: INT – CAVE – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF MR AND MRS HOWELL, MARY ANN, PROFESSOR AND SKIPPER

	The skipper still has the choke hold on the professor. 
	The professor is getting a bit uncomfortable.

				PROFESSOR
			He saw it! He saw it!

	The skipper lets go of the professor who looks relieved 
	as we…

CUT TO: STOCK SHOT OF MILITARY AMPHIBIOUS AIRCRAFT FLYING

CUT TO: INT – AIRCRAFT COCKPIT – DAY

VIEW FORWARD FROM BEHIND

				COPILOT
			We just crossed coordinate eight seven. That 
			just about completes the search area.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PILOT AND COPILOT

				PILOT
			Well be better get turned around.

				COPILOT
			Um, there's one more little island I think we 
			ought to check out. It's not on the map, but 
			I recall it being just South of here.

				PILOT
			Ok, but we better keep our eye on the fuel. 
			We gotta get back you know.

CUT TO: STOCK SHOT OF MILITARY AMPHIBIOUS AIRCRAFT FLYING

CUT TO: INT – CAVE – DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF castaways

				SKIPPER
			We got to make Gilligan open that door!

				MRS HOWELL
			Maybe we should bribe him.

				MR HOWELL
			Eh…that's how one gets in not out!

ZOOM IN FOR MEDIUM SHOT OF GINGER

				GINGER
			Hey! Hey I remember something we did in San 
			Quinton Blues. The prisoners made so much 
			noise, that the guard had to open the door!

FLIP TO: EXT – CAVE – DAY

CLOSE UP OF BAMBOO DOOR AND castaways

	All the castaways are banging and raking their cups 
	against the door as they chant.

				ALL
			We want out! We wan